she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
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We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
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I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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