Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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