We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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