He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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