2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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