I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
She announced her abortion via fbk
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I need to align my fucking chakras
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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