hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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