doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
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We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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