My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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