I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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