my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
