i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
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The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
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Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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