May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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