Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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