I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I am puke
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
