Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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