I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
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If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
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Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
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Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
i think im in europe. pls send help
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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