i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
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u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
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Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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