hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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