Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
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her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
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he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize