ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
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I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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