He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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