the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
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$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
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I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that