We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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