That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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