You're my little dorito
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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