I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize
