OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Found the puke drawer
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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