Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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