I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter