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tell your sister to shave her snatch
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
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Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
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i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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