It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I understand Curling. That high.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
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Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Just high enough for therapy.
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Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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