His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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