just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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