We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
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We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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