Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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