he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
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the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
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he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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