You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
He did a backflip because drugs
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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