So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
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he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
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It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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