I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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