He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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