We're like a lot better than the average bears
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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