my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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