Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
We left an ass print on the piano.
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i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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