I feel like I'm in dance class right now
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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