I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
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the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
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Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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