i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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