Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Well I just put wine in my tea
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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