We're like a lot better than the average bears
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
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the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
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I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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