No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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