Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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