I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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