She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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