I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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