Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
Randomize
