Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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