in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
My hand turned me down
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
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I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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