He told me they were just razor bumps!
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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