how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
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He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
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Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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