well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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